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Golden Teacher Dried Magic Mushrooms
Golden Teacher
£60.00 – £190.00Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGolden Teacher strain is probably the safest and the mildest strain of Psilocybe Cubensis magic mushrooms. It is good for both beginners and experienced psychonauts. As always, it is a question of dosing. For beginners, Golden Teacher’s light way of action can open a door to an endless spiritual journey. It still has something to offer for magic shrooms veterans, since higher doses give stronger effects.
Here is what makes Golden Teacher special
- Fascinating golden cap and appearance;
- Slow and safe trips without colorful hallucinations, but with deep spiritual experience;
- Long history of safe usage for therapeutic needs.
Buy magic mushrooms at Funguyz and you’ll understand why Golden Teachers’ trips are life-changing. They promote self-discovery along with ego breaking on higher doses. With the right “set and setting” you will get a reliable trip and altered state of consciousness for at least 4 hours.
Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms
Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms
£60.00 – £190.00Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pagePenis Envy strain is one of the most potent and common strains of Psilocybe cubensis. The potency can be attributed to high concentration of psilocybin in these mushrooms, in comparison with the majority of other shrooms online in UK today.
What makes Penis Envy stand out?
- One of the most popular strains in the world;
- Approximately 3 times more potent than other P. Cubensis species;
- Well-known, tried-and-true option for enthusiasts.
With psilocybin concentration of 2,9%, Penis Envy is not the option for a faint of heart. It demands careful dosing and at least some experience with magic mushrooms before use. Regardless of all the details, it’s still a guaranteed effective tool for your psychedelic needs.
Tidal Wave – Magic Mushrooms
Tidal Wave – Magic Mushrooms
£70.00 – £280.00Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageTidal Wave strain is a sophisticated and potent Penis Envy and B+ hybrid. All these strains belong to the Psilocybe cubensis species, and you probably think it can’t offer anything new to you. However, we are sure that its potency is something you have never experienced before. So, get ready to be swept away by the pure euphoria wave!
Interesting facts about the Tidal Wave magic mushroom strain:
- Its notorious potency made Tidal Wave Psilocybin Cup winner in 2021;
- Wavy caps make TW recognizable;
- Despite its high potency, it’s relatively easy to grow.
Thanks to genetics, Tidal Wave is an option for experienced users. Even though subsequent generations did not show such results (3.82% total tryptamines), its potency is still above average. A tidal wave clear, energetic and euphoric trip is truly something. However, you should be extremely cautious and respectful with these potent mushies and shrooms online!
Cambodian – Magic Mushrooms
Cambodian – Magic Mushrooms
£60.00 – £240.00Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageCambodian strain of magic mushrooms is a proud descendant of wild Psilocybe cubensis shrooms, collected in the most suitable place for psilocybin fungus – religious temple. The Cambodian strain is mild and affordable which makes it a great option for beginners.
Here is what you can also expect from Cambodian magic mushrooms:
- High contamination resistance;
- Incredible “transparent” effects, producing gentle, yet energetic trip;
- Cambodian is your “textbook” P. cubensis strain with tested effects and no surprises.
With 0,45% average psilocybin content (even less than in Golden Teachers), Cambodians can still produce colorful hallucinations. As always, it’s all a matter of careful dosing. There is always a room for creativness. So, buy shrooms online and experiment to find your “sweet spot”.
BBQ Flavoured Shrooms – 3.5g
BBQ Flavoured Shrooms
£50.00 – £240.00Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageSale!Enigma – Magic Mushrooms – 3.5g
Enigma – Magic Mushrooms
Original price was: £70.00.£60.00Current price is: £60.00.Add to cartThe Enigma strain, aka OMNI, is the most potent and rare mutation of Psilocybe cubensis that recently won 1st and 2nd place in the Psilocybin Cup 2022 held in Oakland, California. Enigma magic mushrooms are a “blob mutation” during the Tidal Wave plus Penis Envy X B crossbreeding.
What makes Enigma stand out?
- The most unusual and potent strain in the world;
- Approximately 4 (!) times more potent than other P. Cubensis species;
- Hard to grow since it doesn’t sporulate.
With a psilocybin concentration of 2.26%, 1.56% psilocin and 3.82% total alkaloid, Tidal Wave v.2 is not the option for a faint of heart. It demands careful dosing and at least some experience with buy magic mushrooms online before use. Regardless of all the details, it’s still a guaranteed effective tool for your psychedelic needs.
Hillbilly – Magic Mushrooms
Hillbilly – Magic Mushrooms
£60.00 – £190.00Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pagePsilocybe cubensis is indeed a common species of psychedelic mushroom. The Hillbilly strain is one of many cultivated varieties (or “cultivars“) of P. cubensis, although its origin stories, like many strains, can be a mix of fact and lore. However, one point about Hillbilly is checked – it offers big smiles and bouts of laughter.What makes HillBilly magic mushrooms unique?
- Microdose category winner of the Hyphae Cup in Spring 2022;
- Extremely contamination resistant, which makes it easy to grow;
- It can be found growing naturally on five different continents.
Hillbillies, despite their fancy name (we’ll tell you more about it in the Origins section), in terms of potency, are closer to Golden Teachers and Amazonian. They are must-try for beginners and intermediate shroomers. However, 0,69% average psilocybin content makes them even more potent than Blue Meanies.
Albino Penis Envy – Magic Mushrooms
Albino Penis Envy – Magic Mushrooms
£60.00 – £190.00Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageAPE or Albino Penis Envy strain is a robust mix of a well-known Penis Envy strain and PF Albino. All these strains belong to the Psilocybe cubensis species. And even if you have heard thousands of times that “a cube is a cube,” Albino Penis Envy is something indeed out of this world.
What makes Albino Penis Envy stand out?
- Cosmic potency, so it’s recommended for experienced users only!
- Unusual appearance with thick white stems and small caps
- It’s hard to grow since it’s mould susceptible
As with all crossbreeds that can’t be found in the wild and are hard to grow, it’s easier to buy Albino Penis Envy online in Canada and enjoy its psychedelic vibes right away. However, its ancestors were potent, giving APE 1,16% average total tryptamine content. Albino Penis Envy requires careful dozing and mindful use. If you think its too strong for you – don’t worry! Explore other strains we offer and buy magic mushrooms online at Funguyz.
